A
Brit Dissects America • 12/22/05
Pond
Scum: Saving
Us All from Satan's Power
By Steve Finbow
"We
proclaim our individuality and our rejection of the system and prevailing
culture by buying into a smaller culture that is even more restrictive
in terms of dress, art, and morals. Both the Beatnik and Punk movements
proclaimed sexual equality and political freedom yet were essentially
sexist and reactionary..."

A Brit Dissects America • 1/19/06
Pond
Scum: Lord of the Lies
By Steve Finbow
"The
media is a co-conspirator in the West’s attempt to eradicate evil,
however slight that (apparent and so-called) evil is – adultery,
alcohol abuse, or homosexuality. The moral universe has shrunk to the
personal and the media believes it is the arbiter of an individual’s
morals. The government, the media (in America the FCC), and right-wing
pressure groups (the AFA) operate a dualistic morality outside of any
humanistic concerns..."

Weekly Culture Rundown • 1/6/06
Culturally
Speaking #74: New Things in a New Year
By Sarah Stodola
Some
of my friends are doing the most amazing things, China's urban population
runs rampant, celebrities no more, I know why I'm white, and more...

THE
BEST BOOKS OF 2005
As Chosen by Me Three Editors
and Friends
Weekly
Culture Rundown • 12/9/05
Culturally
Speaking #73: The Goods on Hitchens and Lethem
By Sarah Stodola
I'm
back! With Hitchens, Lethem, funny liberals, racial inquiries, Ritalin
promotion, bad sex, and more...
A
Brit Dissects America • 12/8/05
Pond
Scum: A
Beard Stripped Bare by the Fatuous, Even
By Steve Finbow
"We
proclaim our individuality and our rejection of the system and prevailing
culture by buying into a smaller culture that is even more restrictive
in terms of dress, art, and morals. Both the Beatnik and Punk movements
proclaimed sexual equality and political freedom yet were essentially
sexist and reactionary..."
A Brit Dissects America • 10/27/05
Pond
Scum: The Merkin Chronicles
By Steve Finbow
"There
is a small planet orbiting a distant sun. There is a small moon orbiting
a small planet orbiting a distant sun. The inhabitants of that moon
are a pinkish brown, a yellowish black, a reddish green. They are mostly
large and shiny. Some have threadlike pigmented structures that grow
from follicles beneath the skin. Others are as bald as stingrays. Some
carry metal implements that puncture and tear the flesh with speed and
light..."
Music
• 10/25/05
The
Dance of Decadence: The Permissive Society
By Steve Finbow
"What
do they sound like? Well, the lead singer of Jackie O described them
as having the tight drum and bass of Joy Division and the riffs and
energy of Led Zeppelin. That is not far off, but there is evidence of
Joe’s other influences – Television (the band), Ronnie Hazlehurst,
Geoff Love & His Orchestra, and television (the thing in your living
room)..."
Weekly
Culture Rundown • 7/8/05
Culturally
Speaking #69
By Sarah Stodola
A
bad day in London that everyone knew was going to happen, Judith Miller
in jail, James Wood on perfect endings, Stop Smiling Magazine and more...
Weekly
Culture Rundown • 6/24/05
Culturally
Speaking #68:
Going Broke in London
By Sarah Stodola
"A
Times article
says that women's prizes in literature are still useful because women
fare poorly when it comes to the major 'gender-neutral' awards. The
first thing that pops into my mind here is that last year ALL of the
National Book Award nominees for fiction were women, which means so
was the winner. In addition, the Nobel Prize was awarded to a woman.
If things were bad for women before, you have to think that the tide
might be turning, and thus women-only prizes aren't necessary after
all. "
Culture
• 6/23/05
Batman
and America
By Nicholas Allanach
"Recently released Batman Begins, directed by Christopher
Nolan and staring Christian Bale, is far from the homoerotic and colorful
version developed by Joel Shumacher in the mid-nineties. Instead, Nolan’s
take on the Dark Knight will remind fans of Frank Miller’s aging
hero from his graphic series, “Batman: The Dark Knight Returns.”
Nolan’s and Miller’s depiction of Batman is similar in that
both are complex psychological glimpses into the inner workings of an
antihero, torn between justice and vengeance..."
Weekly
Culture Rundown • 5/20/05
Culturally
Speaking #65
By Sarah Stodola
Paul Krugman on the China-USA economic relationship, Malcolm Gladwell
on fads, a "best of the web" list, non-dictionary words by
Merriam-Webster, and more...

Culture • 4/28/05
36
Years Since 1969 and We're Still Hip
By Dorian Bensen
"Now
is as good a time as any to celebrate an anniversary of the year 1969
-- the height of 60's culture -- because it’s safe to say that
by now a full generation has certainly passed since then, and also because
it has been 36 years since ’69, and those are all multiples of
three, and I take that as a sign...

Music Review • 4/26/05
Death
and the Fax Machine: Beck's Guero
By Mark Grueter
"None
of this, of course, is entirely new for Beck (who long ago sang, “I
know, I know, it’s the positive people running from their time,
looking for some feeling”) - just one more foot deeper in the
grave. But with previous albums (save Sea Change) there was
a clearer attempt to mix offbeat humor in with the grimness..."

A Brit Dissects America • 4/21/05
Pond
Scum: The Last Resort
By Steve Finbow
"In
two weeks’ time, the UK has a general election. Unlike the US,
we have more than two main parties. We have three: Liberal Democrats
(Liberals and Social Democrats all mixed up, sort of like a cheesy mashed
potato without any gravy); The Conservative Party (The Tories, more
of a shit-covered pine cone – very hard to swallow); and then
there is the incumbent political party – The Labour Party (a rum
baba, topped with pink icing, revolving at the speed of trite)..."
Film
Review • 4/20/05
Walk
on Water
By William Sternman
"Cafeteria
believers are always free to pick and choose among various Biblical
strictures. As one wag pointed out to one of the world’s most
egregious religious grazers, the gay-bashing Dr. Laura Schlessinger:
'I would like to sell my daughter into slavery, as it suggests in Exodus
21:7. In this day and age, what do you think would be a fair price for
her?' Not to mention: 'I know from Lev. 11:6-8 that touching the skin
of a dead pig makes men unclean, but may I still play football if I
wear gloves?' Walking on Water, an Israeli movie, does not consider
these questions either..."

Weekly Culture Rundown • 4/8/05
Culturally
Speaking #60
By Sarah Stodola
Me
Three's new weekly events listings, bands that played at Fez, the
sad state of Afghanistan, the latest royal wedding (and bafflement over
royal hairdos), Saul Bellow's obit, a new book about a literary townhouse
in Brooklyn, and more...

A Brit Dissects America • 4/7/05
Pond
Scum: the darkness sur-
rounds us
By Steve Finbow
"It
was 1989 and I was working as a researcher/editor for Allen Ginsberg.
I had been a long-time Bob Creeley fan, when Bob Rosenthal told me Bob
was going to be in New York for a reading, I inveigled an introduction.
Bob was reading at a school on the upper East Side, if I remember correctly,
and I went to hear him read and introduced myself. He said he was going
to a party on the upper West Side and would I like to come along..."
Film
Review • 4/06/05
Dear
Frankie
By William Sternman
"This
touching movie, written by Andrea Gibb and directed by Shona Auerbach,
is about a nine-year-old deaf boy whose whole life centers around his
dad, who is traveling around the world on the British warship HMS Accra.
He tracks his dad’s progress on a big wall map and treasures the
stamps that the man sends him from around the world..."
Weekly Culture Rundown • 4/1/05
Culturally
Speaking #59: The One with Not a Single Graphic
By Sarah Stodola
A
repeat of the rant against book blog coverage, a different perspective
on the death toll in Iraq, books that don't quite get turned into movies,
and realizing that Adam Smith isn't the guy I always thought he was..

Movie Review • 3/31/05
The
Ballad of Jack and Rose
By William Sternman
"Although
the whole idea of forming a commune was to live in almost early Christian
simplicity in communion with nature and to reject all the materialist
trappings of the corrupt establishment, Jack prefers to live off the
fortune his industrialist father left him. (Never let principles stand
in the way of convenience.) Give the man his due—he’s a
vegetarian and he generates his own electricity with wind towers, but
he also tools around the island in a polluting gas-guzzler..."

Weekly Culture Rundown • 3/25/05
Culturally
Speaking #58
By Sarah Stodola
A
new way to receive Me Three updates, another Kakutani review, wondering
if your doctor shares your political views, the newest push for cencorship
in Congress, Safran Foer's new novel, and more...

A Brit Dissects America • 3/24/05
Pond
Scum: A Writer Walks into a Bar...
By Steve Finbow
"In
that year, when I wasn't drinking, I got a lot of writing done. So does
that mean...Oh, I've come over all Carrie Bradshaw... alcohol influences
the quality and quantity of writing? Or is it a muse, a means, an aid?
And as an aside, who can hold their drinks better – the Brits
or the Yanks?..."

Weekly Culture Rundown • 3/18/05
Culturally
Speaking #57
By Sarah Stodola
The
thing to read in Spanish, the biggest McDonald's in the world, Me
Three print submissions, the new federal budget, the charmed writing
life of Jonathan Lethem, signs of US permanence in Iraq, and more...

Book Review • 3/15/05
de
Kooning: An American Master
By Sarah Stodola
This
biography is of general importance chiefly because it is, surprisingly,
the first comprehensive biography of the artist. But it is also a highly
enjoyable read – one might even say it’s a page-turner,
if books of this genre are permitted to be labeled as such. As a non-artist,
I went into reading this 633-page tome fully prepared to be bored silly.
But the authors manage to make even the potentially tedious descriptions
of the artistic process readable.
A
Brit Dissects America • 3/10/05
Pond
Scum: The Size of My Hat
By Steve Finbow
"There
may have been ducks on the wall, I can't really remember. There was
definitely embossed wallpaper. I remember stones: stones in the shape
of things; a stone the shape of a swan, a stone the shape of a slipper,
and a large stone that sat in the centre of the hearth and was the shape
of, well, as far as I could tell, a stone. There were antimacassars
on the backs of the napped chairs and mismatched sofa..."

Movie Review • 3/8/05
The
Merchant of Venice
By William Sternman
"In
strictly Elizabethan terms, Shakespeare’s play is a comedy, since
the hero (Antonio), the merchant in question, accomplishes what he sets
out to do. In actuality, the play is a crypto-tragedy, since the real
hero, Shylock, is prevented from doing what he sets out to do and, like
Hamlet, Othello and Macbeth, is destroyed in the attempt..."

Movie Review • 2/10/05
The
Woodsman
By William Sternman
"The
Woodsman is about a pedophile that returns home after twelve years
in prison. He is still a pedophile even though he is in therapy. In
the movie’s most powerful moment, Walter (Kevin Bacon) asks his
doctor, “When will I be normal?” This simple question is
really a cri de coeur, an unanswerable scream of existential
pain and angst. It still reverberates in my skull..."

Culture • 2/8/05
Here
She Is...Miss Danbury
By Chris Fara1
"The
scene looks more like a Halloween party than the Miss America show.
Contrary to what some folks might think, the amateur pageant league
isn’t all glamour and glitz (though there is a fair amount of
glitz). On this occasion, the rented space is only a thousand square
feet, which would barely fit Miss Alabama’s hair team –
but showbiz is showbiz..."

Weekly Culture Rundown • 1/28/05
Culturally
Speaking #51: It's Mostly Just All About Us
By Sarah Stodola
How
the Academy got it all wrong, the author's masculine pen, Manhattan's
demise, and...oh yes, about ten bit's on this little lit journal called
Me Three...

A Brit Dissects America • 1/27/05
Pond
Scum: I Name the Guilty Bearded Men
By Steve Finbow
"Is
America resistant to outside influence instead of being a creation of
outside influence? And is the world open to American ideas and not just
fast food and computer systems? Will these two cultural signifiers be
America's legacy to the world by the end of the 21st century? Chicken
zingers rather than free elections. Windows 2026 rather than self-determination..."

Movie Review • 1/25/05
Kinsey
By William Sternman
"I’m
not at all surprised that Condon has turned his movie into more than
a dry docudrama (although it is highly enlightening) or a turn-on flick
(although there are moments…). In Gods and Monsters,
which he also wrote and directed, he made the life of homosexual film
director James Whales, who directed the first Frankenstein movie as
well as The Bride of Frankenstein, more than a study of a dirty
old man (Ian McKellen) trying to get into the pants of his beautiful
young heterosexual gardener (Brendan Fraser)..."
Weekly Culture Rundown • 1/21/05
Culturally
Speaking #50: For Number 50, We Visit Number One
By Sarah Stodola
That
Me Three Print Journal, the changing structure of the media,
the most depressing day of the year, 34 scandals created by the Bush
administration, and more...
Writing
• 1/20/05
Memoir
of a Memoir-Writing Class, Week Ten (The Final Chapter)
By Harris Bloom
"When
she realized no tears were forthcoming, she asked the guys in the class
to get up and be 'beat boxes' (she didn’t know the term so she
demonstrated – quite the sight) for the rap song she’d written.
Naturally she went at it alone once we had all demurred, but not before
she went to her desk to retrieve the Big Fur Hat she wore to class.
After putting it on, she launched into a song and dance (and I use both
terms loosely), rapping like, well, the 50-year-old white woman she
was..."

Movie Review • 1/18/05
Beyond
the Sea
By William Sternman
"Against
even bigger odds, the 45-year-old Spacey makes us accept him as the
20-year-old Darin -- not through makeup, shadowy lighting or filming
through gauze or a Vaseline-coated lens (as was done with Lucille Ball
in Mame), or even through linoleum, as the older Tallulah Bankhead
once quipped would be appropriate for herself -- but through the sheer
power of his personality..."

Weekly Culture Rundown • 1/14/05
Culturally
Speaking #49: The Newish One
By Sarah Stodola
Margaret
Atwood's first book, Paul Krugman takes on Social Security, hippos and
turtles, donors to the presidential inauguration, top classical music
albums of the year, and more...

A Brit Dissects America • 1/13/05
Pond
Scum: Are We There Yet?
By Steve Finbow
"I
still vote Labour, and I will probably do so in the next election. Maybe,
in later years, I will vote Liberal Democrat. You never know, when I
am drooling into my nightshirt in a bath chair, manhandled by warty
nurses, I may sport a little shoe-polish-blackened toothbrush moustache
and throw the odd Roman salute. What I'm trying to say is, do we become
more conservative as we grow older? Do governments? Does culture?..."