I
recently showed Curb your Enthusiasm to an older friend who
had never seen the series. Aside from laughing here and there, he
just kept on saying how Larry David reminded him so much of Woody
Allen. It is true to an extent, and common enough for people to compare
Larry David to other Jewish comedians, most notably, I suppose, Woody
Allen. The influence is largely self-evident. Jason Alexander, who
plays George Costanza on Seinfeld - the character based on
David himself – has acknowledged he was doing an Allen impression
during the early episodes (because the lines reminded him so much
of Allen’s humor).
Much
more compelling, however - if you dig a bit deeper - is the profound
resemblance of Seinfeld and Curb your Enthusiasm
humor to P.G. Wodehouse’s comedies. On the surface, the comparison
doesn’t make much sense: The British-born Wodehouse had a decidedly
English sensibility and wrote novels. David has a decidedly Jewish-American
sensibility and writes television shows. And yet, after immersing
oneself in both worlds for awhile, the similarities start to glare.
The
first story I like to tell on the theme of a Wodehouse-David connection
comes from an interview I read with Wodehouse’s wife, Ethel.
She said that her husband, while apartment hunting in New York, insisted
they find a place on the first floor of a building because “he
never knew what to say to the lift-boy” – in other words,
he didn’t want to be bothered with making small talk just to
get home. My immediate thought after reading this bit was that it
was straight out of Seinfeld. One readily imagines Larry
David or one of his characters taking the same anti-social and seemingly
bizarre stance. But is it all that strange an attitude to have? No,
I don’t think so. Many people secretly identify with such anti-social
impulses, and this is one reason why Wodehouse and David are so popular:
they tap into things people think about but don’t usually talk
about or admit.
A
key similarity between Wodehouse and David comedies relies on the
following inversion: both treat traditionally significant matters
with remarkable flippancy while treating traditionally insignificant
topics with horror. In Wodehouse, for example, there is almost nothing
worse in the world than having to judge a baby contest or give a talk
to schoolchildren. Larry David, in Curb, is bewildered and
appalled to find that the bathroom door at a friend’s house
doesn’t lock, and he refuses to relieve himself unless his wife
Cheryl stands guard.
On
the flip side, actual life and death serious matters in both Wodehouse
and David comedies are constantly laughed at, euphemized and shrugged
off. Let’s take, for instance, the miracle of life. In “The
Suicide,” George says that childbirth is “disgusting.”
Babies and kids bear the brunt of many jokes in both comedies. P.G.
Wodehouse says all babies look like Winston Churchill. He writes of
a particular baby that it resembles a “homicidal fried egg,”
of another, a “poached egg.”
An
entire episode of Seinfeld belittles the idea of having to
go see a couple’s new baby: “you gotta see the baby!”
Elaine mock-chants. And then when they all finally do go see the baby,
the foursome agree that it’s an extremely “ugly”
infant. Kramer even performs one of his pratfalls upon first seeing
the baby, he’s so shocked by its hideousness. In “The
Briss,” Jerry and Elaine are sickened at the sight of a friend
breast-feeding, and are later taken off the roles of godfather and
godmother for not demonstrating a genuine interest in the child’s
wellbeing. Again, the suggestion that babies are ugly is not something
people will talk about, but it’s something we’ll think
about. In another episode, Jerry and Elaine have a conversation about
how it means nothing to procreate because practically anybody can
do it. “What’s the big deal?” bemoans an irritable
Jerry. Of course, none of the Seinfeld characters ever have
any children.
Likewise
for Wodehouse, marriage and children spell death to comedy. The Psmith
series ends after he marries Eve. (A married Uncle Fred is the notable
exception here, except that he only appears in stories when he’s
very far away from his wife – we never meet the woman.) The
best comedians: Psmith, Bertie, Jeeves, Ukridge, Gally are all childless
bachelors - Wodehouse suggesting a correlation between ‘settling
down’ and losing one’s sense of spontaneity, fun and humor.
The
pervasive, irreverent attitude toward the subject of Death in both
their worlds is even more peculiar. First, Seinfeld: In “The
Pony Remark,” when word comes that a relative has suddenly died,
Jerry’s father Morty can only think to complain about how the
passing will cause him to lose his non-refundable “supersaver”
plane tickets back to Florida. Morty spends his time at the funeral
trying to persuade a doctor to write him an absence note he can present
to the airline. In another Seinfeld episode, when a neighbor
goes into a coma, Kramer cares only to the extent that his vacuum
cleaner is in the guy’s apartment.
Also,
an inordinate number of scenes on Seinfeld and Curb are set in funerals
or wakes, but curiously enough, the actual dead person in the room
is almost always ignored.
And
again for Wodehouse, death is nothing but fodder for laughs. In P.G.
Wodehouse’s English Clubs, members routinely bet on who in the club will die next,
typically resting wagers on the older, more bloated members. Galahad
Threepwood relays the pseudo-sad story of his young friend and clubmate
Buffy Struggles - “the rankest outsider” in one of these
morbid contests – who was nevertheless the first to die, after
he was randomly “run over” by a hansom cab while walking
through Piccadilly Circus.
In
Psmith, Journalist (1915), the preposterous hero Psmith and
his sidekick Billy Windsor - as editors of a muckraking New York City
newspaper - are perpetually at risk of being murdered, but the Englishman
Psmith never appears to worry, and instead turns it all into travesty.
When his hat gets shot off the top of his head, Psmith complains only
to the extent that he’ll need to replace the treasured item,
while pleading with the police to recover reimbursement funds from
the assassin. After a gangster named Francis Parker sticks a gun into
his ribs in the backseat of a car, Psmith acts as if nothing abnormal
has taken place, and proceeds to handle the ordeal with cool wit and
defiance. Driving uptown through Manhattan, Psmith begins the exchange:
"Did you
ever stop at the Plaza, Comrade Parker?"
"No,"
said Mr. Parker shortly.
"Don't
bite at me, Comrade Parker. Why be brusque on so joyous an occasion?
Better men than us have stopped at the Plaza. Ah, the Park! How
fresh the leaves, Comrade Parker, how green the herbage! Fling your
eye at yonder grassy knoll."
He raised his
hand to point. Instantly the revolver was against his waistcoat,
making an unwelcome crease in that immaculate garment.
"I told
you to keep that hand where it was."
"You did,
Comrade Parker, you did. The fault," said Psmith handsomely,
"was entirely mine. Carried away by my love of nature, I forgot.
It shall not occur again."
Psmith
goes on in this ridiculous vein for some time and avoids being killed
somewhere north of the city after creating an atmosphere of distraction
and chaos. When death does occur in a Wodehouse novel, it is completely
euphemized. Characters simply “hand in their dinner pails”
- as if that were all that was to it. There is no mourning or tragedy.
David
also shuns and mocks sentimentality, and again reveals a near fascination
with death. The final episode of Season Five of Curb is about
the death of Larry David (before he eventually comes back to life).
His deathbed sermon is worth recalling as an extended exercise in
anti-social (yet principled) behavior. He curses himself for having
donated his kidney, which was the cause of his demise. He attributes
his excellent health up until that point to having “avoided
good deeds” his whole life. He (correctly) accuses his manager
and good friend Jeff of essentially stealing $5,000 off of him and
makes Jeff promise to give the money to Cheryl. Larry asks his wife
for permission to “fool around” in heaven, and says he
doesn’t regret not traveling more because he once went to Europe
and thought it “no big deal.” Just after he passes away,
instead of mourning Larry’s death, talk between friends and
family erupts into a huge argument. Off to heaven, Larry proceeds
to debate his guardian angels on the epic topic of DVD cover placement.
It ends badly with guardian angel Dustin Hoffman telling Larry to
fuck off.
Perhaps
Wodehouse and David ridicule death in part to cope with the thought
and reality of it, but the lengths at which they do so can appear
callous and misanthropic. But it’s funny, and that’s all
that matters for most of us.
From
death to nothing: On the subject of “nothing” we observe
a special tie between Wodehouse and David. Though critics have recognized
Wodehouse’s masterful comic talent, it is said that his novels
are about “nothing.” Roger Kimball, writing recently in
The New Criterion, makes the case: “He came bearing
pleasure, not insight,” concludes Kimball. Similarly, Seinfeld
was pitched and produced as a show about nothing. “Everybody
else is doing something. We’ll do nothing,” insists
George Costanza. But does anyone really believe Seinfeld
and Curb are about nothing, that the shows contain no ideas,
no philosophy at all? Or that Wodehouse’s understated inversions
are completely devoid of any message?
That
Wodehouse novels and Seinfeld/Curb are ostensibly about “nothing”
intrinsically suggests the opposite. How else to explain the devotion
to both comic talents among hordes of thinking people? A writer such
as Vanity Fair’s James Wolcott makes repeated references
to both Wodehouse and Seinfeld on his blog, typically to
make rhetorical points. About “nothing” indeed - that
is the clever deception.
We
observe a host of other similarities, such as the whiff of anti-intellectualism
that pervades the atmosphere in both comedies, much closer to actual
philistinism than Woody Allen’s witty critiques of intellectuals.
Wodehouse, for instance, frequently ridicules poets and satirizes
the notion of the artist as “genius.” On Seinfeld,
a performance artist is depicted as a fraudulent, uppity bitch, and
in another episode George too rails against the concept of the “delicate
genius.”
Despite
all apparent connections, it seems the originators of Seinfeld
have not read Wodehouse. During a stand-up routine produced for an
episode, Jerry quips, “Have you ever noticed how all butlers
are named Jeeves? Why is that?” One can never know for sure,
but that just doesn’t strike me as something a Wodehouse fan
could ever say. That moment wrecked any notion I’d ever had
that Jerry and Larry were closet Wodehouse fans.
Before
The New Republic dispensed of his services as Senior Editor
- after an embarrassing episode on the Interent - Lee Siegel published
a screed on Larry David’s supposed “insignificance.”
He accused David of reversing and spoiling the tradition of comedy
by empowering the big guy over the little guy, rather than the other
way around. A wealthy, powerful Larry David on Curb argues
with an array of retail clerks and secretaries, and usually wins,
at least on points. In his analysis of comedy, Siegel overlooks Wodehouse,
a comedian who has also been accused of empowering the big guy. The
young, rich smart aleck Psmith, for example, always manages to best
the vapid secretary Baxter.
And
while practically everything else in life is sneered or laughed at,
both David and Wodehouse reveal a passionate love, indeed reverence
for the sport of Golf, an obviously bourgeois and conservative pastime.
Elements like these prompt many critics to categorize Wodehouse as
reactionary, which is essentially what Siegel concludes about Larry
David. That these claims are untrue and miss the point hardly seems
to matter. We recognize in Wodehouse and David qualities that go far
beyond the envious complaints of careerist critics like Lee Siegel.
Trying to explain the jokes to someone like Siegel, however, might
only taint their wisdom and effect.
Nevertheless,
someone should state for the record that Siegel’s critique of
David is an utter distortion of the facts, inspired, most probably,
by Siegel’s inability to get the jokes. By staging battles with
service and retail workers, David is not stomping on the “little
guy” but is rather bemoaning the rigmarole of daily, illogical
bullshit that we all have to put up with for no comprehensible reason.
David’s frustration is with society itself, which he targets
by exposing fraudulence, idiocy and above all, irrationality, on the
ground level. Cries of “what’s the difference?”
or “it doesn’t make any sense!” are Davidisms that
people identify with because we are often helplessly asking the same
questions and making the same points ourselves. David argues with
all comers, strong and weak, if he suspects duplicity or nonsense
- Siegel conveniently forgetting to mention David’s notorious
fights with Ted Danson and others of an equal or near-equal social
standing, such as his showdown with the president of HBO. David quarrels
on matters of principle and is usually right, even when he winds up
the butt of the joke. There’s really nothing conservative about
it. On the contrary, by battling bureaucracy and authority and by
questioning everything, David’s character on Curb executes
the very sort of “genuine opposition” that Siegel claims
to favor.
With
Seinfeld, Larry David set about to annihilate the sappy “feel-good”
aspect of sitcoms. The motto of the show was, “No Hugging, No
Learning.” PG Wodehouse, whose own characters made it a point
to shun societal notions of growth and emotional maturity, would have
been proud. It’s funny because it’s realistic. So then
the question might arise: what does any of this mean? Well, nothing,
of course.

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